双头卧蚕笔怎么用 高清

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分类: 喜剧片 1990

导演: 理查德·莱斯特

剧情介绍

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

评论:

  • 柔蕾 2小时前 :

    其实还好 就是告诫大家没事别和同事瞎谈恋爱 片尾是翻唱cure的love song 实实在在是披着间谍外衣的爱情片了 whenever I am alone with you you make me feel young again 片名翻译的宝刀未老 可能也只是扣在了这里 呵 这恋爱的酸腐气!

  • 阳茜 5小时前 :

    虽然俗套但却很是缓缓的述说了一个爱情故事,从相爱到分手到再见,恋爱可以很简单,什么是合适的人,很多时候在看到的那一眼就能确定,一些巧合一些偶然。初创公司发布会上因狗结缘,到最后狗狗离世女主独自承受绝望,可时间终会冲淡一切,既然留下了联系,便总会再见。

  • 美彦 0小时前 :

    这种类型的影片需要静下心来慢慢看,指望看大场面的可以退了。

  • 本德明 4小时前 :

    至于萨缪尔杰克逊 大叔这几年还是工具人当的有点多,没啥进步。。。。

  • 萱欢 9小时前 :

    台词一坨狗屎,剧情让人如坐针毡

  • 步绮波 1小时前 :

    餐厅很美,节奏慢得实在昏昏欲睡。不知道男主派一个杀手用意何在,都为了这个女人牺牲了上百人的航班了,最后却雇佣杀手以防万一杀女主?3.5/10

  • 类博实 7小时前 :

    高龄黑妞+塌胸+床戏=反胃。更何况为了这样的颜值害了一机人和整个团队。男主为了这部戏牺牲挺大。

  • 稽夏岚 6小时前 :

    本以为是间谍卧底片,结果是演了一出恐袭背景下的爱情,虽说这样的爱情是挺动人的,但电影贴个惊悚标签属实唬人了,惊悚镜头还不如亲热镜头多,也怪不得别人打低分。ps拿恐袭当背板我只能说真强啊

  • 殷叶吉 9小时前 :

    Pine简直成好莱坞范冰冰了,一到商业大片就剃得麻溜干净一表人才的(Wonder Woman, Jack Ryan?),换成文艺片就来蓄须明志之类的(Hell or high water?)。虽然本片不算商业大片,但是好歹是派派自家出品, 怎么也要争一争演技派的脸面。

  • 淑枫 9小时前 :

    一个给美帝洗白的电影 btw中年派派的扮相也不错

  • 浑丽华 0小时前 :

    剧情设计在一个资深CIA身上,貌似不太合常理。

  • 牧醉冬 1小时前 :

    派派真的好美~但是这部片他就是“去世的白人EX”啊(谁懂这个梗)船戏相当的“坦诚相待”了,派演好男友是很不错但是牛顿姐姐好像有点接不住这深情(这片压根就是扯了个间谍片的外衣拍的人到中年忆当年的女性向soft po*n吧

  • 祁清雅 1小时前 :

    你以为他是悬疑片,其实他是爱情片。不知道为啥,我还挺吃这一套。最后的反转也是精彩的。不论男主还是女主,似乎都有一种“以为对方是小丑,其实小丑是自己”的反差。尽管豆瓣评分不高,但是我喜欢。

  • 钮子怡 5小时前 :

    节奏慢,故事挺有意思,多年后复盘调查,不过这对黑白配也不来电,能不能换一个女主,为了政治正确而政治正确。还有就是为啥要搞这么多鼓掌,剧情好像也不需要呢,

  • 督意蕴 7小时前 :

    坦迪太柴了,该丰满的地方都是干瘪的,派恩帅老帅老的,抬头纹能把女主搓成白人

  • 田轩秀 2小时前 :

    我觉得还行啊,有悬念,克里斯派很适合演这种深情款款的角色,只是节奏略拖沓了

  • 枫楠 1小时前 :

    一刷看不大懂,激情戏倒是很... 激情。像是空难片却又意犹未尽~

  • 校松月 8小时前 :

    其实节奏还行吧,不算慢,也不拖沓。最后结局说明:办公室恋情需要更多的沟通!

  • 枚雅彤 1小时前 :

    2022.1.1晚 朝阳剧场 我的天啊我为什么会哭

  • 晨佑 6小时前 :

    这么多个拍微信聊天界面的镜头,拉的全是远景,完全看不清微信聊天的内容。

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