Set in an unspecified French village, the locals are shocked when a group of girls skinny dipping in the nearby lake (all very tastefully done I hasten to add) are killed by a group of zombiefied Nazi soldiers, that spring up out of the waters and drag them down to their demise.
A couple of detectives are brought in to try and solve the mysterious murders, only to end up as the zombies next victims. It turns out that during the war, the French resistance ambushed and killed a squad of German soldiers and dumped the bodies into the nearby lake, but failed to take notice of any of the local superstitions (never a wise move). Although, seeing as this film appears to be set in the early 80's, why it's taken so long for them to emerge and start killing people is a bit of a mystery, but there you go.
Not-with-standing, the villagers quickly organise a lynch mob to take down the zombie menace, only to end up being decimated by the undead soldiers, who's 'convincing' zombie make-up basically consists of green paint, which doesn't even cover the whole of the actors faces and keeps washing off in the lake.
There's also a bizarre sub plot about one of the zombies visiting his former daughter, who strangely still looks all of 12 despite the fact she should be in her 40's if she was born near the end of the war, but then since when did logic ever come into these films? Such as why do their uniforms still look almost new despite being underwater for 40 years, or how come the skinny dipping girls are only knee deep in the water when viewed from the lakeside, yet appear to be swimming in 12 feet of it from the underwater shots?
Bad acting, naff zombie make-up (the aforementioned green face paint), painfully obvious underwater shots filmed in a swimming pool, not to mention the plot inconsistencies bigger than the aforementioned lake itself. Low budget doesn't even begin to describe this film, which quite unbelievably was directed by respected Eurohorror director Jean Rollin, albeit under the pseudo name J A Laser.
That's not to say the film isn't without merit. I bust a gut laughing at the thoroughly ridiculous scenes of the zombies attacking the naked young girls, and the equally ridiculous slapstick battle with the angry villagers. Utterly hilarious, grab the six pack and the popcorn and have a blast!
老太太法国情人留给的别墅赠予曾孙女
好棒好棒，被带入新坑了。以前从没看过唐顿，观影前还以为会有些障碍，谁知道水准如此之高，既呈现复杂的人物关系，又格外突出主角，两条故事线清晰独立又有交互。更可贵的，这一系列所展示的大概是一种不再被现代社会提倡向往的、普通人已经非常陌生的贵族气质，没有傲慢偏见、对立抨击，有的只是沉稳内敛、安静克制、合适得体的人，和现代生活遇到的人和事稍加对比，这些贵族真是讨喜又可爱。半年没有走进电影院了，电影依旧令人开怀，又催人落泪，希望这样的感动永不消逝。
穿着戏服岁月静好地过家家，那就好好告个别吧。试图在时间的灰尘里看到优雅。有些可以move on，可有些注定老去。新时代来了，不如适时停下，在破碎的时代来临前，葬礼与新生，或许是这个童话最好的结局
希望美好的事物永不终结，但是世界上毕竟不会有这种事，我们只能享受乐在其中的一段时间，这就是生活。
讨厌编剧，写死xxx 古迪子缺席 小茶杯勾引玛丽这三点真要命
挺好的 到这儿结束吧。大家都有美好的结局。连托马斯宝贝都找到了好莱坞明星bf。就这样吧，感恩~
唐顿好美。台词一贯的优雅。老太太去世的场景大概是一个人离世时最完美的状态了。
没有了大表哥，片子的可看性下降了一半不止……情节转折和进入都太快了，比如导演莫名其妙就突然上头，像把电视剧调成了三倍速的效果。服化道也不如电视剧版。
这么多年过去了，大小姐还是万人迷海后，托马斯还在搞男人 ，还被剪光光，好像每个人都得凑一对才会幸福，多一星给老伯爵夫人吧
情怀是好的，唐顿庄园的火炬也传了下去。但是唐顿庄园这种琐碎日常的故事还是更适合电视剧的节奏吧，用一部电影讲述还是有些仓促，太想把每个方向都讲好了，就很有可能每个方面都不细致。
Tomas出场的几次，连背景音乐都是暧昧，结果最关键的一幕给我整个一剪没。但不管怎样，又是经历了一次唐顿的花开花落。
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70分/很华丽，故事也还不错，但有些说不上的别扭
它的优雅，它的善良，经过这么多年，依旧能在即使你忘记的时候叫你想起，为什么那么喜欢它。i hope you`ll be as happy as our cruel world allows. 还是那么让人欢喜感动。
跟着唐顿一路走来，我老了他们也老了。有笑有泪的看完，最喜欢的老太太下线了，我喜欢他们体面面对死亡又欢乐迎接新生的态度。长辈的八卦真有趣，谁不是英式快乐法式快乐各种快乐都有点儿才最快乐呢！老爷的担忧让我想起了我爱我家的贾志新哈哈，谁能想到大小姐成为了一位配音演员呢。期待故事继续讲下去！
大满足，故事线很流畅，没有尿点。可惜影院画面极奇糊，芒果剧幕影院，再也不去了！！！ “Stop the noise，I can't hear myself die.”
哭了!我的老夫人😭😭.熟悉的BGM响起，我的眼泪止不住啊。早期拍摄电影的场景结合唐顿庄园的转型以及平民阶层的登场，随着老夫人的离去，一个时代永久地落幕了。好想再看看我们人见人爱的大小姐。
虽说是新时代到来，传承的精神和两代掌舵人会做的选择是一样的，这可能是我没那么买账的原因。
看的时候觉得少了点什么，回来一搜果然删了近6分钟，想说其实要比2019年的第一部观感好些，但当时我是真的睡着了一会儿，联想到之前的一些片子，实打实的城堡还是要比影视城的古建筑有质感一些……
挺好的 到这儿结束吧。大家都有美好的结局。连托马斯宝贝都找到了好莱坞明星bf。就这样吧，感恩~
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