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分类： 喜剧片 2006

导演： 西里斯科什·慕克吉

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　　喜剧，讲一个男人通过装假胡子装扮成兄弟两个人，周旋于女友和未来岳父之间，因为岳父喜欢有胡子的人，认为有胡子的人成熟稳重。
　　Ramprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma (Amol Palekar) is looking for a better paying job. He and his sister Ratna (Manju Singh) have no relatives or acquaintances except Dr. Kedar (David). Dr.Kedar tells him about Bhavani Shankar's (Utpal Dutt) firm known as Urmila Traders. Shankar is a weird man. He is a man of traditional values, hence he naturally hates youth wearing modern clothes. He is a sports fan, but thinks lowly of youth knowing anything about sports. But his most weird trait is hatred towards men without moustaches. He thinks that men without moustaches are characterless.
　　Ramprasad has a moustache. He takes care of other problems by wearing kurta & feigning ignorance about sports. Bhavani hires him immediately. Ram is a hardworking guy, so Bhavani (& Ram) have no problems. However, Ram once takes leave by pretending that his mother (who died many years ago) has taken ill, and goes to watch a hockey match. Bhavani Shankar, who also attended the match, sees him there.
　　The next day Bhavani summons Ramprasad to his office and asks him about the Hockey match. Remembering the plot of a movie a friend of his is shooting, Ram convinces Bhavani Shankar that he had seen his "moustache-less" identical twin Lucky (alias Lakshmanprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma) at the stadium.
　　Bhavani Shankar buys his argument & feels bad about accusing him and decides to make amends by hiring Lucky to teach his daughter Urmila (Bindiya Goswami) music. Ramprasad reluctantly shaves his moustache to become Lucky and starts to teach music to Urmila. He is helped by his actor friend Deven Verma (playing himself).
　　Now Urmila aka Urmi is the exact opposite of her father. She takes immediate liking to Lucky, while Ram is barely noticed by her. Bhavani notices this & gives Ram another job to tutor on the pretext of her exams. Meanwhile, Mrs. Srivastav (Dina Pathak), a socialite, is roped to play the part of Ram, "Lakshman" & Ratna's mother. Like Ram, she also ends up playing her own twin in front of Bhavani.
　　Ram decides to tell Urmila the truth. Urmila tells him to tell the truth to Bhavani as well. Ram goes to Bhavani to tell the truth, but Bhavani sees Ram's moustache giving away. Bhavani exposes Ram, but ends up thinking that Lucky murdered Ram & impersonated him to marry Urmila.
　　In a hilarious chase that follows, Bhavani ends up totalling a police jeep. The Senior Inspector (Om Prakash) mistakes him for a thug named Pascal D'Costa & is about to lock him up in the jail. Only when his Inspector identifies Bhavani Shankar by his real identity is he freed. By now, a harried Bhavani has developed hatred for twin as well.
　　On coming home, he finds that Urmila & Lucky are married. He refuses to give them blessings, until Dr.Kedar comes to the scene & explains the whole situation. Now, Bhavani becomes even more furious, but on everybody's insistence, relents. The film ends with a family photo of Mrs.Srivastav, Ratna, Urmila, Ram, Dr.Kedar, Bhavani's sister Kalindi (Shubha Khote) & Bhavani (who is shown without moustache).

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  • 迟觅山 3小时前 :

    女性应该看，男性更应该看，可和“四月三周两天”搭配观看

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    出售书籍的一幕让人心碎：男权社会下，“生育”成为了“梦想”的对立面。这种强有力的压迫和那些男人的“暴行”——有直接的暴行，也有更多语言与态度上的暴行，甚至有冷眼旁观便是客观施暴的暴行，以及最可怖的剥夺女性选择权利的制度性的暴行，撕碎无数女性应得的人生。

  • 淦海之 9小时前 :

    能让人感同身受甚至换位思考是这部影片成功的关键，看似漫不经心的节奏其实都是紧凑的内心戏，没有过多的渲染和添加，温柔且生猛，无助但决绝，女孩深陷的绝望和自救比起战场上洒血的男人更悲决和坚定。更难得的是片子没有明显的说教倾向，把一个事实摆出来，是对是错每个观影者心里都有一把尺。

  • 烁骞 7小时前 :

    确实是无处不在发生的一种现实。最恐怖的也许并不是被迫独自面对一切和的生理和心理上的剧痛，而是即便女性处在巨大的怀孕后的焦虑与惶恐之下，对于某些男性来说则是那即使发生关系也不会怎样的便利。这种以性别为借口的堂而皇之的冷漠才是最令人绝望的。影片足够冷静克制，以至于残忍而直白，但这就是现实。

  • 祁瀚林 0小时前 :

    女全程肚子痛的看完，女主自己把铁签插进肚子，真的小腹绞痛。还有，女主被堕胎时，肚子痛到不行。没有男人有这种感受吧。还有在马桶上剪脐带，完全想象不出，女性的命运真的太悲惨了，女人当然有选择是否做母亲的权利，毋庸置疑！

  • 锦彩 8小时前 :

    #SiskelTheater 跟姐妹一起看, 她哭的稀里哗啦不能自己。不能为自己身体做主的痛苦, 男性永远无法体会。做同样的事情, 女性就要因为运气不佳而承受额外的痛苦, 也正因如此, 得到的机会才会倍加珍惜。

  • 载绮彤 1小时前 :

    医生的签名能把你关进社会牢笼，男人的精子能将你送入精神囹圄。子宫罹患着女人独有的绝症，脐带连接着会被葬送的人生。世俗注射保胎针，律法决定器官自由。枕上的欲望令人羞耻，身上的创伤代表放荡。希望下次淬火的铁钎不是捅向自己的身体，卖掉金项链真的是为了旅行，不必以整个人生为代价创造新生。

  • 永芷荷 7小时前 :

    想到了另一部电影《四月三周两天》，影像更凌厉。父权、社会、律法、世俗对女性的重重重压，尽管如此，安妮仍然勇敢以对。如果我生下他，我会恨他一辈子。因为可能影响一整个人生。

  • 频梦桐 2小时前 :

    男女之间的不公从只有女性会怀孕开始。生而为女，真的太难。

  • 暄枫 0小时前 :

    相较于四月三周两天，本片对我个人来讲很惊喜于她的女性视角。它是大方的，有冲击力的。4：3画幅并不加分，现在大家有些过于沉迷4：3了。它在观感上与16：9并相比并不能带来更明显的对主人公的观众，但是4：3会更堵一些。也许这种堵，能让观众感到某种压力吧。

  • 浑浩言 9小时前 :

    7.6/很多面部特写，这层铺垫以致后面DIY和第一次堕胎两场戏聚焦的面部都让人心里有种生理上的共鸣。在毅然决然下，恍惚中那声“自然流产”让人终于平静。

  • 铭乘 6小时前 :

    懷孕就是世界末日！疼得我手指甲都快啃爛了。請把女性的子宮決定權還給女性。

  • 楠萱 9小时前 :

    煽情可以煽，但要适度，不是所有的情节都要加上婆婆妈妈的对话。开心麻花的电影目前也像是走到了瓶颈，套路如出一辙，一两部还好，看多了，就真的审美疲劳了。

  • 董典雅 3小时前 :

    故事拍的太小了，期待更多来着；4:3确实有荧幕冲击力；女主还是蛮可爱的，不是典型法国人样子，看着太稚嫩了些；意大利语字幕看着真难受；Louise又来打了个酱油……

  • 柏振 0小时前 :

    当女人的权利、能力变为一种只会攻击女人的疾病

  • 菲倩 0小时前 :

    女性在普遍时空背景上承受的苦难

  • 段芳春 5小时前 :

    题材貌似是近来全世界的风向标。女权一直在进步，离不开文艺工作者的努力。故事主题很清晰诉求，女性的权利其实也是人的权利，就是区别于动物的权利。有真诚的诉求，有虔诚的态度。

  • 诸念巧 6小时前 :

    “我得了一种病，这种病只针对女性，它让她们成为家庭主妇。”

  • 衣升荣 9小时前 :

    關於墮胎：432/女人韻事/從不很少有時總是/ 餃子

  • 茜雪 0小时前 :

    勉强及格。打捞、挽救历史现象，在反思上，史观和镜语一样，也是有限地，且强烈聚焦于具体女性于彼时的真实困境之上，只是“生而为女人”是相当偶然，到“女性困境”就是永恒的语意必然连续，故事里并非浑然天成，而是沃特鲁梅的表演带来的，甚至都使电影有演员作者化的意味，表演太强了，加一星。

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