两人坐爱片

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分类： 喜剧片 2016

导演： 理查德·莱斯特

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　　这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
　　An absurdist classic
　　This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

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    轻轻松松 圆圆满满 烦躁的日子里看这么一部温情小电影 今晚不那么难熬了

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    啊哈哈别别扭扭又矫情，100%guilty pleasure啊

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    不明白出这个剧场版的意义在哪里，就只有5分钟新内容，其他的全都是剧版的回顾且剪辑的凌乱无比，我一个看过剧的人都云里雾里。你直接一条主线把整部剧的犯罪事件用正常时间线梳理一遍都比这个好太多。

  • 喆鹏 6小时前 :

    补上的tv版结局太甜甜甜甜了！“何の動物が見たい” “アルバカ…” “何で何で” “好きだから” “ いただきます———(///▽///)”

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    从无脑言情剧的角度看，俊男靓女就够了。但是女主的大腿也实在太粗了点

  • 侯盼翠 0小时前 :

    一个新的视角，不仅表达了“姬恋直”的心路历程，而且表达了“直恋姬”时怕搞砸的心理。

  • 凌梦 9小时前 :

    什么莫名其妙的爱情剧情和不能在一起的理由……西班牙的高中生爱情又尬又扯

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    谈恋爱的部分没怎么展开，结尾的升华到是可以引发共鸣。普通人的生活也可充满爱意

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    这广告拍了一个半小时我还是没看明白这app咋用的到底是😿

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    2022年2月6日

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    被骗了。光顾记屏幕右上角出现的角色就花费了大量精力。有人坦诚相告，也有人仍在撒谎。

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    比tv版就多了最后一点点情节，有点失望呀。tv版还是太赞了。

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    一分给lesbian情结，一分给Happy ending，最后一分给金发和黑发美女。

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    很不想这么说但是真的吃相难看

  • 岑溥心 8小时前 :

    剧场版又重新捋了一遍时间线 最后是he真好啊

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    还行吧，重新剪辑的节奏跟tv版神一样的编排没法比，添加了一些新细节，飞车镜头还是一样神，得知了最后大家都好好的没事，太好了。tv和广播到最后太恐怖了

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    好好的tv版狗尾续貂毫无意义

  • 彩菡 2小时前 :

    标准的总集篇，别看，浪费了两个小时七分钟。如果一定要看的话建议从两小时处开始。

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    预告和正片仿佛两个世界。预告画面令人浮想联翩，bgm渐入高潮，谁看了不期待天神下凡与普通少女的玛丽苏爱情故事？正片就是拖拖拉拉，“就这”的感情戏，不知所以的坠入爱河和无病呻吟的闹矛盾。——一位被预告欺骗，期待了好久的受害者

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