Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
这部电影搞笑点在于被导演蠢笑了….吴世勋射箭很帅，还是继续加油吧。
轻松幽默的探险类电影 剧情都那样 演员还挺好的 情侣带孩子看 挺合适
断断续续看了两周才看完，原班人马全部换了，故事衔接不上。是挺搞笑，就是太闹哄哄了
———————————【2022.07.04观影】
没有什么剧情，从头打到尾的电影，两星半……
观感不错，大概就是古装女版john wick，但相比john wick来说动作戏还是比较差，女主太丑了，那个越南裔还不错，一个好看的亚裔正面角色太罕见了，总体本片还不错
我是纯属看长颈鹿。无厘头的片子很配无厘头的光洙，原来他也是励志要成为海贼王的男人。特效还不错，毕竟2022年了，其他嘛，看个热闹而已。
本来是奔着网飞去的，感觉可以更好的，却总感觉差着点，有点失望
这个电影服装和道具还有化妆，打光还挺好的。但是不好看。剧情很稀碎的感觉，没有中心，不知道到底想要表达啥。虽然知道他们要去寻宝。
至少四星半啊，这评分咋这么低，全程都很搞笑啊，剧情设计也很紧凑合理，无厘头展现的很好，完全无尿点，我这么爱快进的人都没倍速播放，女主也很养眼，很好的片子
网飞又瞎几把投资了，这部虽然打着亚洲版第二部《加勒比海盗》，其实算是软重启。（演员全换，剧本从三线叙事变正邪对峙）演员方面:男主姜河那没有前作金南佶这么洒脱，（虽然还是比不上约翰德普，但也算半斤八两）女主就更不用说了，孙艺珍完爆韩秀周几条街。唯一算得上亮点的也就一筐猪的加盟，插科打诨完全放弃男模形象，也是为了合家欢强行推动剧情。（彻底变谐星）至于剧本方面:看做是部《夺宝奇兵》就行了。（没有任何悬念与惊喜，尿点满满不如看一筐猪耍宝）最后，希望不会再有第三部吧，网飞投资真是越来越拉了。（原片两星，一筐猪再加一星）
公主版《突袭》。但相差太大了，一个看不到一块肌肉的柔弱公主，半道加一个只是面相飒爽的东方女武师，前前后后干掉一整支军队！重装武士简直是案板上的猪肉片，各种杂兵花样作死，整个过程就像打怪升级，太可笑了。动作已经做到极致，但和那种肌腱紧绷、拳拳到肉、刀刀见血、枪枪爆头的动作电影来比，实在不够意思。另外，乌克兰真是不行，难得出一个邦女郎，居然沦落到在电影里演个恶女配角，有点可惜了。
公主闯关记 从头干到尾 绝对够热闹 不过看着真累 这公主这体能真好
没有比这更燃的电影了。打斗really精彩。脱离旧有的印象。不看不知道。
当航海或者动作片来看的，可以打住了，当成喜剧片的倒是可以看看。
就看了出差十五夜才看的电影，三分给光洙本色演出
部分好笑 但很多加勒比海盗的影子 李光洙还是本色出演啊 天选之子
这部电影很典型，也绝对谈不上类型佳作。但是它真的很像一个DnD游戏🤪塔楼 升级打怪 从顶层打到楼底下…这不完全就像是打开一部新作以后的新手教程 爬完塔解放完这个地图 告诉你新旅程正要开始😂
就武打爽片来说，非常合格。打戏比国内武侠片好多了。
爆米花电影，认真致敬加勒比海盗系列，韩国电影的特效已如脱缰野马。
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